ﯾﻌﻨﯽ ﺣﺠﻢ ﻓﮑﺮﯼ ﮐﻪ ﻗﺒﻞ ﺧﻮﺍﺏ ﺗﻮ ﮐﻠﻪ ﻣﻦ ﻣﯿﺎﺩ

ﺍﮔﻪ ﻭﺳﻂ ﺭﻭﺯ ﻣﯿﻮﻣﺪ ﺭﻭﺯﯼ ۲ ﯾﺎ ﺷﺎﯾﺪ ۳ ﺗﺎ ﺍﺧﺘﺮﺍﻉ ﺭﻭ ﺗﻮ ﮐﺎﺭﻧﺎﻣﻢ ﺩﺍﺷﺘﻢ !

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ﺍﺱ ﺍﻡ ﺍﺱ ﺧﻨﺪﻩ ﺩﺍﺭ

ﺑﻌﻀﯽ ﺩﺧﺘﺮﺍ ﺩﻭﺳﺖ ﺩﺍﺭﻥ ﺑﯿﺸﺘﺮ ﺁﺭﺍﯾﺶ ﮐﻨﻦ

ﻭﻟﯽ ﻣﺘﺎﺳﻔﺎﻧﻪ ﺻﻮﺭﺗﺸﻮﻥ ﺗﻤﻮﻡ ﻣﯿﺸﻪ :|

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ﻣﻦ ﯾﻪ ﺑﺎﺭ ﺗﻮ ﺍﯾﻨﺘﺮﻧﺖ ﺩﺍﺷﺘﻢ ﻣﯿﮕﺸﺘﻢ

ﺑﺎﺑﺎﻡ ﺍﻭﻣﺪ ﭘﺸﺖ ﺳﺮﻡ ﻣﺠﺒﻮﺭ ﺷﺪﻡ ﮐﻞ Help ﻭﯾﻨﺪﻭﺯ ﺭﻭ ﺑﺨﻮﻧﻢ

ﺍﮔﻪ ﺑﺪﻭﻧﯿﺪ ﭼﻪ ﻗﺎﺑﻠﯿﺖ ﻫﺎﯾﯽ ﮐﻪ ﻧﺪﺍﺭﻩ ﺍﯾﻦ ﻭﯾﻨﺪﻭﺯ !

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ﭘﯿﺎﻣﮏ ﺧﻨﺪﻩ ﺩﺍﺭ

ﻭﻗﺖ ﺧﻮﺩ ﺭﺍ ﭼﮕﻮﻧﻪ ﺻﺮﻑ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﯿﺪ؟

ﻭﻗﺘﻢ – ﻭﻗﺘﯽ – ﻭﻗﺖ

ﻭﻗﺘﯿﻢ – ﻭﻗﺘﯿﺪ – ﻭﻗﺘﻨﺪ !

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ﺟﻮﮎ ﻭ ﺍﺱ ﺍﻡ ﺍﺱ ﺟﺪﯾﺪ

ﺗﻮ ﻣﺘﺮﻭ ﻣﻮﻗﻊ ﺣﺮﻑ ﺯﺩﻥ ﺑﺎ ﺗﻠﻔﻦ٬ ﺩﻭﺭ ﻭ ﺑﺮﯾﺎﻡ ﯾﻪ ﺟﻮﺭﯼ ﺑﺎ ﺩﻗﺖ ﮔﻮﺵ ﻣﯿﮑﺮﺩﻥ

ﮐﻪ ﯾﻪ ﻟﺤﻈﻪ ﺧﻮﺍﺳﺘﻢ ﺑﺰﻧﻢ ﺭﻭ ﺍﺳﭙﯿﮑﺮ

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ﭘﯿﺎﻣﮏ ﻫﺎﯼ ﺧﻨﺪﻩ ﺩﺍﺭ

ﻣـﯿﺪﻭﻧــﺴﺘﯿـﻦ ﺁﯾﺎ ﻣــِـﺮﯾـﺨــﯿﺎ ﻭﺧـــــﺘﯽ ﭘــﺎﺷـﻮﻥ ﭘــﯿﭻ ﻣﯿـﺨــﻮﺭﻩ

ﺯﻣـﯿـﻦ ﻧـﻤﯿﺨـﻮﺭﻥ :| ﻣــــــِـﺮﯾﺦ ﻣﯿـﺨــــــــــﻮﺭﻥ ! )

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ﭘﯿـﺪﺍ ﮐـﺮﺩﻥ ﺑﺴﺘـﻨﯽ ﺍﺯ ﺗـﻮﯼ ﻓـﺮﯾـﺰﺭ ﻫـﻤـﯿﺸﻪ ﻟـﺬّﺕ ﺑـﺨـﺶ ﺑـﻮﺩﻩ

ﺣـﺘـﯽ ﺍﮔـﻪ ﺑـﻮﯼ ﺳﺒـﺰﯼ ﻭ ﮔـﻮﺷﺖ ﭼـﺮﺥ ﮐـﺮﺩﻩ ﺑـــﺪﻩ

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ﻣﻌﻨﯽ ﻣﻌﺠﺰﻩ ﺭﻭ ﻣﻮﻗﻌﯽ ﻣﯿﻔﻬﻤﯽ ﮐﻪ ﺍﺱ ﺍﻡ ﺍﺱ ﺍﺷﺘﺒﺎﻫﯽ ﺑﻔﺮﺳﯽ ﺍﻣـﺎ fail ﺑﺸﻪ !

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ﻣﻦ ﺑﭽﻪ ﺑﻮﺩﻡ ﯾﻪ ﺑﺎﺭ ﺑﻪ ﺑﺎﺑﺎﻡ ﮔﻔﺘﻢ ﺍﯾﻦ ﻫﻨﺪﻭﻧﻪ ﻣﻮ ﺩﺍﺭﺍ (ﻧﺎﺭﮔﯿﻞ) ﭼﻪ ﻣﺰﻩ ﺍﯼ ﻫﺴﺘﻦ؟

ﺑﺎﺑﺎﻡ ﻧﺸﺴﺖ ﮔﺮﯾﻪ ﮐﺮﺩ !

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ﺩﯾﺪﯾﻦ ﺗﻮ ﺍﯾﻦ ﻓﯿﻠﻤﺎ ﭘﺴﺮﻩ ﻧﺼﻔﻪ ﺷﺐ ﻣﯿﺮﻩ ﻟﺐ ﺩﺭﯾﺎ ﺑﻌﺪ ﯾﻪ ﺩﺧﺘﺮﻩ ﻣﯿﺮﻩ ﮐﻨﺎﺭﺵ…؟!

ﺍﯾﻨﺎ ﻫﻤﺶ ﭼﺮﺗﻪ …

ﻣﻦ ﯾﻪ ﺑﺎﺭ ﺭﻓﺘﻢ ﭼﻨﺪﺗﺎ ﺳﮓ ﺩﻧﺒﺎﻟﻢ ﮐﺮﺩﻥ :|


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ﯾﮏ ﺳﺎﻝ ﭘﻮﻻ‌ﻣﻮ ﺟﻤﻊ ﮐﺮﺩﻡ ﺑﺎﻫﺎﺵ ﻣﺎﺷﯿﻦ ﺑﺨﺮﻡ ﺍﻻ‌ﻥ ﻣﯿﺘﻮﻧﻢ ﺑﺎﻫﺎﺵ ۳ ﺗﺎ ﺳﻄﻞ ﻣﺎﺳﺖ ﺳﻮﻥ ﺑﺨﺮﻡ!

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ﺟﺪﯾﺪﺗﺮﯾﻦ ﺍﺱ ﺍﻡ ﺍﺱ ﻫﺎﯼ ﻃﻨﺰ

ﺷﻤﺎ ﺑﺎ ﺧﻮﻧﺪﻥ ﺍﯾﻦ ﺍﺱ ﺍﻡ ﺍﺱ

۵ ﺛﺎﻧﯿﻪ ﺍﺯ ﻋﻤﺮ ﺧﻮﺩ ﺭﺍ ﻫﺪﺭ ﺩﺍﺩﯾﺪ !

ﺑﻪ ﻫﻤﯿﻦ ﺭﺍﺣﺘﯽ

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ﺗﻮ ﺧﻮﻧﻪ ﻣﺎ ﺍﯾﻨﮑﻪ ﺑﮕﯽ “ﺷﺒﯿﻪ ﺑﺎﺑﺎﺱ ﺍﯾﻦ ﺍﺧﻼ‌ﻗﺖ” ﯾﻪ ﻓﺤﺶ ﺧﯿﻠﯽ ﺯﺷﺖ ﻣﺤﺴﻮﺏ ﻣﯿﺸﻪ

ﮐﻪ ﻓﻘﻂ ﺑﺎ ﺧﻮﻥ ﭘﺎﮎ ﻣﯿﺸﻪ !

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ﻫﻤﺴﺮ ﺍﯾﺪﻩ ﺁﻝ ﮐﺴﯽ ﺍﺳﺖ ﮐﻪ

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ﺍﺱ ﺍﻡ ﺍﺱ ﺟﺪﯾﺪ

ﯾﮑﯽ ﺍﺯ ﺩﻻﯾﻠﯽ ﮐﻪ ﻣﻦ ﭘﯿﺸﺮﻓﺖ ﻧﻤﯿﮑﻨﻢ

ﺍﯾﻨﻪ ﮐﻪ ﻫﻤﻪ ﺑﻌﺪﺵ ﺍﺯﻡ ﺷﯿﺮﯾﻨﯽ ﻣﯿﺨﻮﺍﻥ :|

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ﻣﯿﮕﻦ ﺳﻮﺍﻻ‌ﯼ ﺗﺴﺘﯽ ﺗﻮ ﺑﻬﺸﺖ، ﻫﻤﺸﻮﻥ ﮔﺰﯾﻨﻪ ﯼ «ﻧﻤﯿﺪﺍﻧﻢ» ﻫﻢ ﺩﺍﺭﻥ.

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ﯾﮏ ﻗﺎﻧﻮﻥ ﻧﺎﻧﻮﺷﺘﻪ ﻫﺴﺖ ﮐﻪ ﻣﯽ ﮔﻪ:

ﻫﺮ ﻣﻮﻗﻊ ﻧﮕﺎﻫﺖ ﺑﻪ ﺯﻣﯿﻦ ﻣﯿﻔﺘﻪ

ﺩﻗﯿﻘﺎ ﻫﻤﻮﻥ ﻧﻘﻄﻪ ﺍﯼ ﮐﻪ ﺻﺪ ﻧﻔﺮ ﺍﻭﻧﺠﺎ ﺗﻒ ﮐﺮﺩﻧﻮ ﻣﯽ ﺑﯿﻨﯽ !

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ﺑﺎﺑﺎﻡ ﺳﻮﺯﻥ ﺭﻭ ﮔﺬﺍﺷﺘﻪ ﺭﻭ ﺩﺳﺘﻪ ﻣﺒﻞ ﺍﻓﺘﺎﺩﻩ ﮔﻢ ﺷﺪﻩ ﻫﻤﻪ ﺑﺴﯿﺞ ﺷﺪﯾﻢ ﺩﻧﺒﺎﻟﺶ ﻣﯽ ﮔﺮﺩﯾﻢ.

ﺍﻭﻣﺪﻩ ﺻﺤﻨﻪ ﺭﻭ ﺑﺎﺯﺳﺎﺯﯼ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﻪ ﯾﻪ ﺳﻮﺯﻥ ﺩﯾﮕﻪ ﻣﯿﺰﺍﺭﻩ ﻣﯿﻨﺪﺍﺯﻩ ﺑﺒﯿﻨﻪ ﮐﺠﺎ ﻣﯽ ﺍﻓﺘﻪ

ﻫﯿﭽﯽ ﺩﯾﮕﻪ ﺍﻻ‌ﻥ ﻫﻤﻪ ﺩﺍﺭﯾﻢ ﺩﻧﺒﺎﻝ ﺩﻭ ﺗﺎ ﺳﻮﺯﻥ ﻣﯽ ﮔﺮﺩﯾﻢ :|

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ﺩﺧﺘﺮﻩ ﻧﻮﺷﺘﻪ ﮐﻪ ﺍﺯ ﻫﻤﻪ ﯼ ﭘﺴﺮﺍ ﺑﺪﻡ ﻣﯿﺎﺩ !

ﻣﻨﻢ ﺯﯾﺮﺵ ﮐﺎﻣﻨﺖ ﮐﺮﺩﻡ :

ﺁﺧﻪ ﮐﺮﻩ ﺧﺮ ﻣﻦ ﭼﯿﮑﺎﺭﺕ ﮐﺮﺩﻡ؟؟؟

ﻣﻦ ﮐﻪ ﻧﺸﺴﺘﻢ ﺍﯾﻨﺠﺎ ﺗﻮ ﺧﻮﻧﻤﻮﻥ ﺩﺍﺭﻡ ﭼﺎﯾﯿﻤﻮ ﻣﯽ ﺧﻮﺭﻡ O.o

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ﺍﯾﻦ ﭼﯿﻨﯿﺎ ﻭﺍﻗﻌﺎ ﺯﺑﻮﻥ ﻫﻤﺪﯾﮕﺮﻭ ﻣﯿﻔﻬﻤﻦ ﯾﺎ ﺟﻠﻮ ﺑﻘﯿﻪ ﺁﺑﺮﻭ ﺩﺍﺭﯼ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﻦ؟!

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ﺗﺎ ﺣﺎﻻ‌ ﺩﻗﺖ ﮐﺮﺩﯾﻦ ﮐﺴﺎﯾﯽ ﮐﻪ ﺧﺮﻭﭘﻒ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﻦ..ﺯﻭﺩﺗﺮ ﺧﻮﺍﺑﺸﻮﻥ ﻣﯿﺒﺮﻩ ؟!

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ﺧﯿﺮ ﺳﺮﻣﻮﻥ ﺭﻓﺘﯿﻢ ﺷﻤﻊ ﺭﻭﺷﻦ ﮐﺮﺩﯾﻢ ﺣﺎﺟﺖ ﺑﮕﯿﺮﯾﻢ

ﯾﻪ ﺯﻧﻪ ﻫﻢ ﺍﻭﻣﺪ ﺷﻤﻌﺸﻮ ﭘﯿﺶ ﺷﻤﻌﺎﯼ ﻣﻦ ﺭﻭﺷﻦ ﮐﺮﺩ

ﺑﻌﺪ ﺷﻤﻌﺶ ﺍﻓﺘﺎﺩ ﺭﻭ ﺷﻤﻌﺎﯼ ﻣﻦ ﺣﺎﺟﺘﺎ ﻗﺎﻃﯽ ﺷﺪ ﺍﻻ‌ﻥ ﺣﺎﻟﺖ ﺗﻬﻮﻉ ﺑﻬﻢ ﺩﺳﺖ ﺩﺍﺩﻩ :|

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ﺍﺱ ﺍﻡ ﺍﺱ ﺧﻨﺪﻩ ﺩﺍﺭ ﺷﻬﺮﯾﻮﺭ

ﺍﺻـﻮﻟﻦ ﺩﻋﻮﺕ ﻣﻬﻤﻮﻥ ﺑﺮﺍﯼ ﻣـﺎ ﺣﮑﻢ ﻣﯿﺰﺑﺎﻧﯽ ﺑﺎﺯﯼ ﻫﺎﯼ ﺍﻟﻤﭙﯿﮏ ﺭﻭ ﺩﺍﺭﻩ

ﮐـﻞ ﺯﯾﺮ ﺳـﺎﺧـﺖ ﻫـﺎﯼ ﺧـﻮﻧﻤـﻮﻥ ﺩﭼـﺎﺭ ﭘﯿﺸـﺮﻓـﺖ ﻫـﺎﯼ ﭼﺸﻤﮕﯿـﺮﯼ ﻣﯿﺸـﻪ’

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ﻫﯿﺸﮑﯽ ﺍﻡ ﻧﯿﺲ ﺑﻬﻤﻮﻥ ﺑﮕﻪ: ﺗﻮ ﺩﻟﻢ ﻭﻝ ﻭﻟﻪ ﺍﺱ … ﻭﺍﺳﻪ ﺧﻮﺍﺳﺘﻨﺖ!

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ﻣﺘﻦ ﺧﻨﺪﻩ ﺩﺍﺭ ﺟﺪﯾﺪ

ﺍﻭﻝ ﺩﺑﺴﺘﺎﻥ : ﺗﻮ ﺩﯾﮕﻪ ﺍﻭﻣﺪﯼ ﻣﺪﺭﺳﻪ ﻧﻤﯿﺘﻮﻧﯽ ﻫﺮ ﻏﻠﻄﯽ

ﻣﯿﺨﻮﺍﯼ ﺑﮑﻨﯽ !

ﺩﺍﻧﺸﮕﺎﻩ : ﺗﻮ ﺩﯾﮕﻪ ﺑﭽﻪ ﻣﺪﺭﺳﻪ ﺍﯼ ﻧﯿﺴﺘﯽ ﮐﻪ ﻫﺮ ﻏﻠﻄﯽ

ﻣﯿﺨﻮﺍﯼ ﺑﮑﻨﯽ !

ﺳﺮﺑﺎﺯﯼ :ﺍﯾﻨﺠﺎ ﺩﯾﮕﻪ ﺧﻮﻧﻪ ﯼ ﺧﻮﺩﺕ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ ﮐﻪ ﻫﺮ ﻏﻠﻄﯽ

ﻣﯿﺨﻮﺍﯼ ﺑﮑﻨﯽ !

ﻣﺠﺮﺩﯼ : ﺗﻮ ﺩﯾﮕﻪ ﺑﭽﻪ ﻧﯿﺴﺘﯽ ﮐﻪ ﻫﺮ ﻏﻠﻄﯽ ﻣﯿﺨﻮﺍﯼ ﺑﮑﻨﯽ !

ﻣﺘﺎﻫﻠﯽ : ﺗﻮ ﺩﯾﮕﻪ ﻣﺠﺮﺩ ﻧﯿﺴﺘﯽ ﮐﻪ ﻫﺮ ﻏﻠﻄﯽ ﻣﯿﺨﻮﺍﯼ ﺑﮑﻨﯽ!

ﭘﯿﺮﯼ : ﺗﻮ ﺩﯾﮕﻪ ﭘﺎﺕ ﻟﺐ ﮔﻮﺭﻩ ﻧﻤﯿﺘﻮﻧﯽ ﻫﺮ ﻏﻠﻄﯽ ﻣﯿﺨﻮﺍﯼ

ﺑﮑﻨﯽ !

ﺍﻭﻥ ﺩﻧﯿﺎ :ﺍﯾﻨﺠﺎ ﺩﯾﮕﻪ ﺯﻣﯿﻦ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ ﮐﻪ ﻫﺮ ﻏﻠﻄﯽ ﻣﯿﺨﻮﺍﯼ

ﺑﮑﻨﯽ ﮔﻤﺸﻮ ﺑﺮﻭ ﺟﻬﻨﻢ !

ﺍﯼ ﺑﺎﺑﺎ ﻣﻦ ﮐﻪ ﻫﯿﭻ ﻏﻠﻄﯽ ﻧﺘﻮﻧﺴﺘﻢ ﺑﮑﻨﻢ ﺍﯾﻦ ﺍﻧﺼﺎﻑ ﻧــﯿــﺴــﺖ |: